Day One.
Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore. My first impression of Bangkok is that it's a combination of The Emerald city, the sets of Los Angelos in Blade Runner, and my memories of Mexico City, only much hotter. Spent the day trying to learn the lay of the land...which is impossible given the way this giant city sprawls. It has no center,it has centers. The public transportation involves the sky train, a subway, taxis, ferries, Tuk Tuks (large gof carts), motor scooters and your feet--often a combination for one trip. Traffic makes Rome look like the drive in the country.
Went to Bang Loc, the old section also known as the Backpackers's section--90% of the teeming crowd is Scandinavian, somewhat stoned, spsorting a spirit patch (if male) and dreads if female)--or vice versa. Actually they look like they work at the Ceres Bakery . This last crack is for Penny and Emily. The section is like the largest head shop you've ever seen--a tangled web of alleys filled with massage shops, noodle restarants, carved elephants. Manyof the stores sell the clothing we bought for the trip only really, really cheaper.
Just as I predicted - the cheap clothes, I mean. After all, what are all the 9 year olds going to do if they are not making cheap shirts for tourists.
ReplyDeleteI would comfort you with platitudes like the worst part (that horrendous plane travel) is over, but knowing the two of you, I'm sure it is not.
Just a couple of frannie annie's travel tips:
1. After a full body hair removal,pubic area included, duct tape your money to your torso.
2. do not eat anything that looks like it has been touched by human hands or feet.
3. avoid solicitations for "hoochie, goochie.
Naturally, I have many more, but few that you might not have dreamed in drug-free moments.
safe journeys, frannie annie
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN.
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